I thought that with the thread about the density of liscensed arborists in the area, that we might have a little fun taking a look at some yellow page adds.
There are 133 tree companies listed in the Westchester / Putnam county yellow pages "tree service" section.
Here are a few things that stuck out from the ads in the tree service section as spelled by the companies:
Tree Pruning & Tree Trimming in the same ad.
Pruning, Topping, and Trimming listed in the same ad.
Tree Surgeon & Cavity Work in the same ad.
Root Feeding & Cavity work in the same ad.
For my finale...
"Tree Work And Wetland Clearing" - from the landscraper's section.
For anybody who has done work around wetlands, or who has worked around here... you all know that clearing wetlands will bring out a government sponsored lynch mob.
(The fine around here for DUMPING on wetlands is $5,000) You are not allowed to cut anything in them, or plant anything in them without getting a permit first.