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  1. 12-27-2007, 02:42 PM #1
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    If you were a hack what would your business name be?

    I got a call from my brother today, he was on a road trip. He says to me "I just saw the best tree service name ever, "------'s Tree Service"". I got a big laugh out of it at the end of a long day. I want to see if anyone can guess the name.

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  2. 12-27-2007, 02:50 PM #2
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  3. 12-27-2007, 03:18 PM #3
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  4. 12-27-2007, 03:28 PM #4
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    osb is right, it was Toppers Tree Service. If I wanted to be known for destroying every tree I went in, thats the name I would have to go with.
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  5. 12-27-2007, 04:09 PM #5
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    maybe their last name is Topper, that is possible.
    I'm just a stupid ex-utility line clearance Hack that knows nothing so I say..."Don't Top it-Just Drop it" R.I.P DALE, you are not forgotten..

    when I grow up I want to be an arborist..

    Your mommy don't work here so shut up the ..


    thanks deeker

    thanks K7NUT

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    How about; trees be gone tree service, or Whack&stack
    or, spur tree service, work for beer tree service etc.
    "It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
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    Hey now, ya'll, did not mean to offend anyone
    "It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
    it,s the size of the fight in the dog!"


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    I'm Hack, this is Slash, and we're the Butcher brothers!

    Butcher Brothes Tree Service, at your service
    We top, we lop, if it is too tall we'll make it shorter!
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    Me still likes whack&stack we whack them you stack them
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