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I actually just told this story in another thread, but I'll tell it again.

Farmer/customer where I work got his arm caught in the hay baler and was in the field alone, after a few hours of bleeding and no way to get ahold of anyone (wayyyyy before cell phones) he got out his pocket knife and cut off his arm at the elbow. Then went back to the house.

I can't say for sure but I bet he has special made underwear to hold up his massive testicles.

What is also cool is he has a hook type attachment that allows him to get a hold of stuff, and he cuts firewood/brush with a full size chainsaw. Puts his good hand on the wrap and uses his hook to operate the trigger. Nothing slows him down
 
I've been told that you can't light a match when it's -42C because there's not enough oxygen in the air, you could go out and check if that's true :)
I really don't miss those sub-40 degree days, it's just too cold. Do you get to see the northern lights (aurora borealis) over there?

Not true.
 
i'm so tough last winter i was skiing down a hill cought my ski in a bush and it twisted my leg so bad my toes were pointing backwards and my knee was out of socket i got up set everything where it is supposed to be and went back to cutting wood THE NEXT DAY, then TWO WEEKS later everything no wheres near heild, slipped on a log i was walking across and broke my femour bone on my other leg supposedly the worst bone to break i continued working until my boss FORCED me to see a doctor on account of my pants were getting tight from swelling afterwards the doctor told me not to put any pressure whatsoever on it for 2 - 3 weeks then he would see me again (i wouldnt let him give me a cast) i WALKED out threw my cruches in a snow bank and WENT BACK TO WORK CUTTING FIREWOOD NOW WITH TO MAJURE INJURES and continued working with my pase barely slowed i own a firewood buisness of my own now and do it all by my self from the time the tree is standing to in the delivery truck. but the real kicker is I AM ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!! so suck it you pussies.


Was this before or after recess?
 
Not even a little bit.

Lol i take pride in starting woodcutting at a young age i'v always had a passion for my grandfather tought me how to run a chainsaw when i was 10 i have since in five years cut damn close to a good 6-700 cords im loving the wood business but wow didn't those two injuries make it difficult and yes that story is tue somebody asked for ex ray pics earlier and i made a huge effort to get them but my doctor would not give them to me
 
Lol i take pride in starting woodcutting at a young age i'v always had a passion for my grandfather tought me how to run a chainsaw when i was 10 i have since in five years cut damn close to a good 6-700 cords im loving the wood business but wow didn't those two injuries make it difficult and yes that story is tue somebody asked for ex ray pics earlier and i made a huge effort to get them but my doctor would not give them to me
. How come your profile says your 20?
 
Click on his name it says male, 20. guess his age is fabricated just like the bs skiing story that no one believed

It said im 20 because arborist site does not allow people under the age of 18 to have an account so yes i lied to the computer about my age because i wanted an account i picked 1996 as a birth year just because it was a number that popped into my head.


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