Fellow Lumberjills and Jacks

[Gypo Logger]

A girl I worked with in the woods once asked me, 'How come a guy can shoot a moose at 50 yards, but he cant miss the edge of the toilet seat?"

 

[Bwildered]

A girl I worked with in the woods once asked me, 'How come a guy can shoot a moose at 50 yards, but he cant miss the edge of the toilet seat?"

You should have told her " at least we can miss our feet "
Tanks

 

[Gypo Logger]

You should have told her " at least we can miss our feet "
Tanks

Very true, however, when I went to the pharmasy and asked for condoms for seniors, they said that the only senior condoms that they had in stock were the kind that come with suspenders.

 

[ChoppyChoppy]

No trouble with aim here. I assumed it was lazy nasty people that whizzed all over the toilet.

 

[bitzer]

I piss excellence.

 

[chucker]

No trouble with aim here. I assumed it was lazy nasty people that whizzed all over the toilet.

LOL ... that's an easy shot when you set on the pot to take aim!!! washing your face while taking a second look at what was for supper last night... LOL

 

[SliverPicker]

No problem with aim here either. When you're aiming from just a few inches from the surface of the water its kind of hard to hit the seat.

 

[ArtB]

Some uv us never hit the porcelain rim even, gotta lift it up some to stay out of the cold water <G>

 

[USMC615]

Sometimes that toilet water is cold...and be's deep too!!

 

[chucker]

Sometimes that toilet water is cold...and deep too!!

deep and cold! especially when you have to pee from the kneeling position cuz ur to damned tall to get close to the rim. after half drowning the poor devil and gasping for breath and the reel is full standing fast and furious is a wondering thing! lol

 

[USMC615]

deep and cold! especially when you have to pee from the kneeling position cuz ur to damned tall to get close to the rim. after half drowning the poor devil and gasping for breath and the reel is full standing fast and furious is a wondering thing! lol

LMAO!!...

 

[SliverPicker]

Friggin' loggers! alot of the time the only direction is downhill. hehe!

 

[amberg]

You should have told her " at least we can miss our feet "
Tanks

Not always true for me! lol

 

[Gypo Logger]

As long as the gravy isn't tougher than the moose meat.

 

[amberg]

As I have never eat a moose before, But I do think that I would like to try one. ( wife does super liver and onions )

 

[Deleted member 110241]

A girl I worked with in the woods once asked me, 'How come a guy can shoot a moose at 50 yards, but he cant miss the edge of the toilet seat?"

The rifle has a scope.

 

[chucker]

The rifle has a scope.

would that be a "pee-p site" ???? !! "watch out you might shoot your eye out kid" ........ lol

 

[Big Block]

LOL ... that's an easy shot when you set on the pot to take aim!!! washing your face while taking a second look at what was for supper last night... LOL

Beat me to it

 

[Big_Wood]

lol, i couldn't tell ya if i was a good aim or not. i piss off the deck.

 

[Gypo Logger]

If Monday and Tuesday are M and T, then the rest of the week is WTF!