Funny tree service names?

[willsaw4beer]

Lol, they do it for $500 less but the huge oak that lands on the car and house costs how much?

 

[MAKEITOUTOFWOOD]

How about

Sawin with No Pants Tree Service

 

[MAKEITOUTOFWOOD]

Or how about

Green Trees & Saws

I like them here and there I like them in my underwear.

 

[DougMN]

Pilquist's radiator service, "A good place to take a leak".

 

[MCW]

That's sweet. There's a septic cleaning company in my area that has a truck with the saying "you dump it we pump it."

We've got a local septic pumping business and the tank on his truck is all painted up with "Thomas The Turd Tank".

 

[rbmopar]

Randy's big wood tree service.

There's nothing like a good piece of ash!

My friends keep trying to get me to give my service this name and slogan.

 

[OR nurse]

I got a business card from a roofer here in town, it says "I'm not very fast but I do good work" (Translation) "I'm gonna burn your a** up with the hourly price"

 

[derwoodii]

Tree Musketers
Tree Wise Men
I Get the Hard Wood
Treemendus
Icandoit
Treemernator

 

[litefoot]

Tree Musketers
Tree Wise Men
I Get the Hard Wood
Treemendus
Icandoit
Treemernator

Tree Wise Men...best one I've seen yet.

Other septic tank services slogans:

"We're #1 in the #2 Business"
"A Good Flush Beats a Full House"

 

[Taxmantoo]

Fella near me runs the "Wood & Chips Tree Service", so that name's already taken in Michigan. It has nothing to do with the Crosby, Stills, and Nash song title. I asked him. (but that song still plays in my head whenever I think of him)

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[davec]

A frat house in college had , ahem, borrowed a sign from a construction site.

"Rapid Erection Scaffold Company"

I kid you not.



-Dave

 

[City Slicker]

Say it again Sam!

Searching my old posts and found this one. I get a laugh out of reading your guys responses to this!!! Anyone else?

 

[sachsmo]

Ben Dover Tree Service,

"Got a crack? We'll give it a whack"

 

[epicklein22]

There was a guy around here selling his stuff on craigslist, his name was.....The Tree Stooges! :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[AZLOGGER]

A local septic service here has this on the back of his truck, (Your Crap Buys My Beer).
:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[1steve]

Wrecker service on there rollback..........

"Once the rubber hits the bed, you been screwed"

 

[wyk]

We've got a local septic pumping business and the tank on his truck is all painted up with "Thomas The Turd Tank".

I took this photo back while working in Austin, Texas:

 

[flyboy553]

Tree Wise Men...best one I've seen yet.

Other septic tank services slogans:

"We're #1 in the #2 Business"
"A Good Flush Beats a Full House"

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On the bug screen in the front of my pumper truck it said "entremanure"

 

[flyboy553]

"We Saw That!"

 

[promac850]

Anyone seen ljute's signature? Gypsy Tree Service... "Our only overhead is leaning over your house."

Funny pic with it too, don't know why he got rid of it in his sig. It made me laugh a lot.