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Discussion in 'Off the Topic Forum' started by Wood Doctor, Sep 17, 2015.

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    Future tools I want , A chalk line that cuts, air nailers that never run out of nails . A smart phone lunch pale I think what I want and there it is dinner .
     
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    radial arm saw , only need a army to move it
     
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    Table saw. A precision instrument used for cutting boards too short.
     
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    VALVE SPRING COMPRESSOR a tool designed to slip of at crucial moment the collets become freel aunching said 2 items spirng & valve cap into orbit
    SYTHE a tool designed for not only cutting grass but parting the users feet from his/her legs
    PIPE BENDER 9 times out of 10 trys the pipe kinks/buckles
     
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    Easy Out thread extractor:
    An ingenuous device with a left hand thread made out of hardened steel, guaranteed snap off and render said screw nearly impossible to remove.
     
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    NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS: A tool designed to close up too fast when used inside a hole, such as a fuel tank. Then it closes up and cannot grab anything inside because its jaws are closed by the tank opening.

    pssssttt... I know this is technical, but I have a feeling we've all been down this road.
     
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    unclemoustache My 'stache is bigger than yours.

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    I understand that super glue is great at parties where drunks pass out.

    But I don't attend those kinds of parties.
    It's a good thing, because I always have some super glue in my truck!!
     
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    EZ START CHAIN SAW - A chain saw with a spring assist pull cord and a primer bulb that together are supposed to make it easy to start, but they usually flood the engine too easily and render it almost impossible to start after being flooded.
     
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