Pride is...

[Whitespider]

...standin' side-by-side with your 7-year-old son, next to a ditch on a gravel road, and watchin' his pee stream outdistance yours.
Embarrassment is... when ya' turn around to get back in the truck and your wife is laughin' her azz off.
Just sayin'...

 

[svk]

Yes but his pee steam is about 1/4 the diameter of yours. High pressure, low volume vs low pressure high volume lol.

I could pee like 20 feet when I was a kid. If I tried to force it out like that now I'd drop a deuce instead.

 

[nathon918]

how far does the typical spider usually shoot? 0.25"?

 

[nathon918]

I'd drop a deuce instead.

sounds like it wouldn't be the first time...

 

[svk]

sounds like it wouldn't be the first time...

Been close but held it in time. Done the same with my boys.

 

[nathon918]

Been close but held it in time. Done the same with my boys.

thank you for that info... I'm not sure I even know myself that well

 

[nathon918]

how far does the typical spider usually shoot? 0.25"?

I'm sure he has a pic coming...currently looking through his photo albums...

 

[svk]

thank you for that info... I'm not sure I even know myself that well

Maybe it's tmi. But if you are over 30 try peeing as hard as you can and let me know how it turns out.

No pictures please. We'll take your word for it.

 

[nathon918]

try peeing as hard as you can and let me know how it turns out

Marshy says nothing comes out...ever...hope his new diet is helping him

 

[unclemoustache]

Well, there are techniques that us older folk can use. You know how it is with a garden hose - if you want it to spray farther you put your thumb over the hole..... just sayin'.

Some things just aren't worth it. Dribble away, my elderly friend.

 

[USMC615]

Well, there are techniques that us older folk can use. You know how it is with a garden hose - if you want it to spray farther you put your thumb over the hole..... just sayin'.

Some things just aren't worth it. Dribble away, my elderly friend.

...Best yet! LMAO...

 

[USMC615]

...standin' side-by-side with your 7-year-old son, next to a ditch on a gravel road, and watchin' his pee stream outdistance yours.
Embarrassment is... when ya' turn around to get back in the truck and your wife is laughin' her azz off.
Just sayin'...

...LMAO... When a 7 yr old gotcha dicked, he gotcha dicked...is there really anything WE can do to help ya?? Lol

 

[nathon918]

...LMAO... When a 7 yr old gotcha dicked, he gotcha dicked...is there really anything WE can do to help ya?? Lol

maybe its just his aim...why don't you give him a hand?

 

[USMC615]

maybe its just his aim...why don't you give him a hand?

I'm thinkin it's just an arachnid problem...if not, piss on the opposite side of the road. Now ya fellas tell ya own lies as far as stream and distance. Lol

 

[nathon918]

tell ya own lies as far as stream and distance

sometimes I can make it to my foot...usually though it only makes it to my leg...and sometimes I can even make it on both legs/feet at the same time looks like I'm winning

 

[aokpops]

I don't know what it is about a gas station seen many youth showing off with over the head stream and a embarrassed parent watching .

 

[wampum]

When you get to my age you are lucky forcing it as hard as you can it does not run down the side.

 

[Whitespider]

But if you are over 30 try peeing as hard as you can...

Try bein' near 60‼
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[Whitespider]

Well...

 

[slowp]

Well, since that's what you have to be proud of, best be careful.

Back in Up Nort Wisconsin, cross country ski events happen. Facilities may be crowded, cold or hard to find. So, before the race, a woman had to go. She had a pee thing--look up Go Girl if you don't know. She began discreetly peeing. A guy joined her, and soon more...and that's the story. All she could do was finish and go back to get ready for the race.

To heck with distance, you guys need to work on your aim.