What Would It Be Like If We Were All In A Logging Camp Together?

[Gypo Logger]

I think if we were all in a logging camp together, Slowp would be the head cook, Gologit would be the bull bucker, RandyMac would be the head faller, Olyman would be the cooks helper, Huskstihl would be the chainsaw mechanic, northmanlogging would be the lead Bucker, 2dogs would be the skidder operator and I'd be the chamber maid.
If I've left anyone out, there are still lots of jobs here in "our" logging camp.
John

 

[slowp]

I don't cook. I'm heading to town.

 

[Gypo Logger]

I don't cook. I'm heading to town.

It's not in your contract to leave camp, but would you pick me up a six pack when your in town and I'll pay you back next Friday?
Thx
John

 

[northmanlogging]

Not many camps run skidders... just sayin


I think there would be a fist fight if certain members showed up at any camp...

Randy would probably be the side rod

Gologit is retired so... he's stayin in town unless he was invited out to give you a hard time

Husk would be the whistle punk, or choker man, more likely the camp doc/nurse

Honestly I'm a better mechanic then logger... so I'd be in the shop with all the gear. Fixing all yer screw ups.

That would leave Oly cooking, and you doing everything else...

2dogs would have tramped before it started

So what do you think the prospects of making money at this project?

 

[madhatte]

Wherever you're cutting, I'd have been there and moved on two or three years before. Y'know, laying out the next sale.

 

[Gypo Logger]

I don't remember all the lyrics but there's a good camp song by Terry & Craig.
Changing roads, changing shows.
It don't matter where you go.
There's a new job just a waiting down the road across some bay.
Bigger wood and better ground and the pancakes ain't too round.
That's a job I'm lookin for and that's where I'm gonna stay.

 

[Gypo Logger]

The money is in the butt logs, but very few figure that out. Most loggers just think volume, they don't think grade.
Beware the middleman.

 

[HuskStihl]

I'd definitely be setting chokers

 

[Gypo Logger]

I'd definitely be setting chokers

I've heard of choker doggers that couldn't hear the machine behind the log because it was so big.

 

[Gypo Logger]

I'm not going to give likes anymore. It just shows who's camp your in. Bob hasn't given me a like since 2013 for some reason.

 

[Trx250r180]

Camp Cull

 

[Gypo Logger]

Camp Cull

So Brian, what would be your job description as camp cull? Would that be packing around one of Dennis Cullhoons Honda 250's. I packed Dennis's wedges just last week. Lol

 

[Trx250r180]

So Brian, what would be your job description as camp cull? Would that be packing around one of Dennis Cullhoons Honda 250's. I packed Dennis's wedges just last week. Lol

I want one of those saws bad, I could crush stuff I guess,that's what I am best at,a 5 foot spruceshould flatten a crummy right?

 

[Gypo Logger]

I want one of those saws bad, I could crush stuff I guess,that's what I am best at,a 5 foot spruceshould flatten a crummy right?

I've been trying get Cullhoon on here to help with the pounding of the PNW Tards, but in short, the sawed off runt told my to GFM.

 

[Trx250r180]

Hahahahahahah

 

[_RJ_]

I'd be sleeping in the crummy. Or at the gas station waiting for someone to pick me up[emoji20]

 

[Gypo Logger]

We forgot Windthrown, he's a hoot.

 

[KenJax Tree]

I'll referee the fights and collect the money for the bets.

 

[catbuster]

Probably either running Cat or in a fight with the reception I get here sometimes.[emoji41] And at 5'6 and 160 lbs I'd probably lose haha.

 

[slowp]

I would be commuting from the officeeach day carrying the contract back and forth and saying, "it's right here you see, on page 23, we gotta shut you down." I have the experience to do that. Lots of it.

I kinda like this emoticon.