Windthrown..... I doubt Brush Ape would show up but if he does it could get real entertaining real quick. Start him off in the rigging.
The possibilities are endless. You could tell him you were going to change roads and have him pack a block clear to the back end. Big block. He doesn't know anything about logging so he'd never tumble to the fact that the new block could have been sent down on the rigging. Tell him to hustle it up too. When he gets back to the landing tell him he took the wrong block and you need it back on the landing. Quickly. When he gets back from that trip give him another block, without a pin in it, a bigger one this time, and tell him that he's holding up the whole damn show and he better get a move on. When he comes staggering back up the hill to the landing from his latest adventure show him the pin for the block and ask him what kind of dummy takes a block out without a pin. Tell him that when he gets the pin in the block to just stay there and somebody will let him know what to do next. Send a radio with him this time.
When he gets back to the pin call him and tell him that he'll need a little Molly Hogan to hold the pin in and to wait until she shows up.
Turn your radio off.
Gather up the rest of the crew and go home. This works especially good on a Friday.
There are other things to do but this will be a good starter.
