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  1. 09-09-2010, 09:47 AM #1
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    Bad American

    I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - big boobs.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.

    I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.

    I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Just ask my wife.


    I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.

    As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.

    I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.

    I know what the definition of lying is.

    I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any thing else.

    I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

    I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

    I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, Lite, or fat-free on the package.

    I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in vain and defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

    I don't hate the rich.

    I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake.

    I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.

    I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the "Rev." Jesse Jackson preaches; and besides what exactly is his job function.

    I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.

    I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.

    I worry about dying before I get even.

    I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

    I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

    We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

    I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO".

    I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

    I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.

    I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

    I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.

    I thought this country allowed me that right I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

    Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American.
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  2. 09-09-2010, 10:35 AM #2
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    Cool

    Okay, My Turn!!!

    If you're Queer I can care less. Just don't act like the opposite gender.

    Screw Law Enforcement and the Justice System. I believe in Vigilante Justice.

    Anybody with no chance of release from Prison needs to be taken out and shot.

    Convicted Sex Offenders should be killd on sight.

    If you're poor, keep your Pecker in your pants or legs closed. If you can't afford the cost of a child then you don't need any.

    Screw the Government. They're supposed to work for us. Since when does a worker tell their Boss what to do.


    So I don't have as many things to list as you, I'm sure I'll offend someone on these forums and they'll go crying to a Moderator to have me Banned.
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  3. 09-09-2010, 11:12 AM #3
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    [QUOTE=WillBrayJr;2439229]Okay, My Turn!!!



    Convicted Sex Offenders should be killd on sight.




    Happen to know a young boy who when he was 18 got his 17 year 10 month old girl friend pregnant. Her parents pressed charges for him having sex with a minor. He is now on the sex offenders list and will never come off. So you would shoot him on sight.......... right.
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    I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.
    You don't know what you are saying! Search on "Jim March Diebold" to get the story.

    Machine voting is an open invitation to fraud.


    I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
    I much prefer UNsafe and INsane fireworks!



    And, yeah, I like the Taco Bell dog, too.

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    [QUOTE=wampum;2439279]
    Quote Originally Posted by WillBrayJr View Post
    Okay, My Turn!!!



    Convicted Sex Offenders should be killd on sight.




    Happen to know a young boy who when he was 18 got his 17 year 10 month old girl friend pregnant. Her parents pressed charges for him having sex with a minor. He is now on the sex offenders list and will never come off. So you would shoot him on sight.......... right.
    Should have kept his Pecker in his pants for another couple of months. The rule of thumb I go by is if they're under 30 years of age I don't touch them.
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  6. 09-09-2010, 04:10 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillBrayJr View Post

    Should have kept his Pecker in his pants for another couple of months. The rule of thumb I go by is if they're under 30 years of age I don't touch them.
    wow.

    surely you jest.
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    [QUOTE=WillBrayJr;2439319]
    Quote Originally Posted by wampum View Post

    Should have kept his Pecker in his pants for another couple of months. The rule of thumb I go by is if they're under 30 years of age I don't touch them.
    I would have been shot long ago. Now i agree on sex offenders should be punished but age 30?
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    I think you're getting what I'm saying confused. When was saying I won't touch them under 30 years of age, I was talking about women. I like women between the ages of 30 and 50 years.
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    [QUOTE=wampum;2439279]
    Quote Originally Posted by WillBrayJr View Post
    Okay, My Turn!!!



    Convicted Sex Offenders should be killd on sight.




    Happen to know a young boy who when he was 18 got his 17 year 10 month old girl friend pregnant. Her parents pressed charges for him having sex with a minor. He is now on the sex offenders list and will never come off. So you would shoot him on sight.......... right.
    wrong,,this is the best thing for sex offenders,,,,
    1) strip them naked
    2) take them to an run down house
    3) take a rusty nail and hammer
    4) nail his family jews to the floor
    5) give them a rusty razor blade and hack saw
    6) pour gas inside the house and light match
    7) tell the guy to get out the best way he can
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  10. 09-09-2010, 06:27 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillBrayJr View Post
    I think you're getting what I'm saying confused. When was saying I won't touch them under 30 years of age, I was talking about women. I like women between the ages of 30 and 50 years.
    Me too. Unfortuneatly for my wife,.............................. She was born in the '50's.
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    .35 Remington is, the .357 Colt Python, I am much more familiar with, if I
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    I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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