In celebration of my 3000th post, I hereby present some fantastic stuff. Stop in and brouse around, and don't forget to rep!
Here is a box of 1000 staches. Three boxes = 3000 staches. That's for post # 3000, in case you missed the point.
Moustaches prevent herpes???
Here's a guy who sells moustaches.
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