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woodbooga · 11-19-2009, 10:33 AM

Free firewood in Peterborough, NH

http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/1467598767.html

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Free Old Wood no paint or stain (Peterboro)

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Date: 2009-11-15, 7:25PM EST
Reply to: sale-jspfp-1467598767@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Three old buildings down lots of wood still left,,,free with two hard wood trees for firewood.....to the right person bring a big truck...and take it for free..

Philbert · 11-19-2009, 10:39 AM

looks like a woodbooga's dream!

Philbert

woodbooga · 11-19-2009, 10:53 AM

http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/1455443472.html

Free firewood in Weare (Weare Nh)
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Date: 2009-11-07, 10:53AM EST
Reply to: sale-vfgue-1455443472@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Someone put a post for Free firewood using my husbands name and number. It is not a real post, and we did not post it!

Dalmatian90 · 11-19-2009, 11:35 AM

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Someone put a post for Free firewood using my husbands name and number. It is not a real post, and we did not post it!

ROFLMAO...imagining a neighbor whose annoyed at the "woodboogas" living next door.

If you really wanted to be evil, you would've just posted free wood + an address.

vwboomer · 11-20-2009, 12:03 AM

http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/for/1473690614.html

omegajim · 11-20-2009, 04:11 PM

literally right up the street from me - and it's basically garbage.

But, knowing where it is, somebody might throw $20 their way.

cjnspecial · 11-22-2009, 06:28 AM

Another craigslist crack smoker:

http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/grd/1477206989.html

OAK TREE (Denham Springs, LA)

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Date: 2009-11-22, 8:00AM CST
Reply to: sale-zufsj-1477206989@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Selling a 50 - 60 foot oak tree that could be worth thousands for fire wood. Estimate a buyer could possibly get 15 to 20 cord of wood from tree. A cord of wood at this time is going for $200 and up at this time.

Location: Denham Springs, LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1477206989

valekbrothers · 11-22-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by cjnspecial

Another craigslist crack smoker:

http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/grd/1477206989.html

OAK TREE (Denham Springs, LA)

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Date: 2009-11-22, 8:00AM CST
Reply to: sale-zufsj-1477206989@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Selling a 50 - 60 foot oak tree that could be worth thousands for fire wood. Estimate a buyer could possibly get 15 to 20 cord of wood from tree. A cord of wood at this time is going for $200 and up at this time.

Location: Denham Springs, LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1477206989

HUH??????? 15-20 cords from 1 tree?

He must meen that the tree has a 50' radious..............lol

Dalmatian90 · 11-22-2009, 11:34 AM

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Firewood cut to size - $50 (Preston)

fire wood you pick it up 50 dollars a truck load 16inch long all oak

That one made me chuckle...

I guess if Henry Ford can say he'd paint a car any color you like as long as it's black...you can cut firewood to size as long as that size is 16"

Davej_07 · 11-22-2009, 06:24 PM

We have a tree trunk... see photo (no branches or shrubry)... Approx 11ft tall. We are not sure what kind of tree it was. Easy access....back right up to it.
Nice clean Firewood at least several cords worth. You cut it down and haul it away.
What do you have to offer....send an email with your offer. $200 Cash or $250 Trade Value

We need ... a 13 x 15 piece of nuteral colored carpeting, or a 10 x 15 piece of low pile brown carpeting or 180 ft of baseboard trim, or a riding lawn mower (must be in good running condition), or snow blower (must be in good running condition), or ??????
If interested email us.

Location: Sullivan
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1478133679

----------------------------------------------------------------Again.......I never knew there was SO much wood in a trunk like that.......
Dave

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Philbert · 11-22-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Davej_07

We have a tree trunk... see photo

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bar/1478133679.html

Philbert

BlueRidgeMark · 11-23-2009, 04:14 AM

Here's the email I sent them:

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http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bar/1478133679.html

"Nice clean Firewood at least several cords worth."

Uh, try less than 3/4 cord, if we're REALLY generous. If that thing is 3 feet in diameter, the volume is about 77 cubic feet. (volume of a cylinder is pi*r^2 x height) A cord is 128 cubic feet, so that's 77/128 = .6. Add a skosh for the air space when split, and you've got about 3/4 cord. Again, that's IF that thing is 3 feet in diameter all the way up.

Then there's the cutting and splitting and hauling. Wood sellers have a hard time making any money when they get the wood for FREE.

Not worth anybody's time to come pick it up, much less pay for it.

Of course, that thing is NOT 3 feet in diameter, and they probably know that.

Jkebxjunke · 11-23-2009, 08:50 AM

also IF the base is not hallowed out.....

BlueRidgeMark · 11-23-2009, 11:09 PM

Hey, I got a very nice answer from them:

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Thanks for the info...........I was going by what the neighbor told me. I will be relisting it as free for the taking.

gr8scott72 · 11-24-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueRidgeMark

Hey, I got a very nice answer from them:

Ignorance is bliss huh?

11-19-2009, 10:53 AM	#813
woodbooga Arboristsite MVP Join Date: May 2008 Location: Somewhere between Gonic and Chocorua Posts: 7,827	http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/1455443472.html Free firewood in Weare (Weare Nh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-11-07, 10:53AM EST Reply to: sale-vfgue-1455443472@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone put a post for Free firewood using my husbands name and number. It is not a real post, and we did not post it! __________________ Stihl 041FB, 360 Pro, 260 (permaloaned to FIL), 210, 017, Jred 2149, Homelite 550W, XL12, Pro Mac 10-10, Mac 3818, and a ca. 1900 Crawford Century Cookstove woodbooga: (WOOD-bug-ah), n. reg. dialect, com. to areas of N.H. and Maine; one obsessed with obtaining free firewood to fuel woodburning appliances to mitigate home heating expenses. Used as a term of derision by non-woodburners who mock the presence of loose bark and wood waste in pickup truck beds. oil bill woodbooga

11-20-2009, 12:03 AM	#815
vwboomer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: wi Posts: 218	huge pile of firewood! http://sheboygan.craigslist.org/for/1473690614.html

11-22-2009, 06:28 AM	#817
cjnspecial Arboristsite MVP Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Louisiana Posts: 553	Another craigslist crack smoker: http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/grd/1477206989.html OAK TREE (Denham Springs, LA) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-11-22, 8:00AM CST Reply to: sale-zufsj-1477206989@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Selling a 50 - 60 foot oak tree that could be worth thousands for fire wood. Estimate a buyer could possibly get 15 to 20 cord of wood from tree. A cord of wood at this time is going for $200 and up at this time. Location: Denham Springs, LA it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1477206989 __________________ Echo PPT260 Husqvarna 394 Makita 6401 X 2 Stihl 170 Stihl 200T X 3 Stihl 024 Stihl 026 Stihl 260 X 2 Stihl 028 Stihl 039 Stihl 390 Stihl 038AV Mag II Stihl 440 Stihl 460 X2 Stihl 064 Stihl 066 X 2 Stihl 660 Stihl 084 Stihl KM130

11-23-2009, 08:50 AM	#823
Jkebxjunke Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: 'Slower lower' Delaware Posts: 5,198	also IF the base is not hallowed out..... __________________ Don't whiz on the electric fence. B-slapping trolls for fun and profit..ok mostly fun. Annoying people since 1969. Toys: MS250,361,441,660,MSE 140 Bobcat S160, Kubota L2850, L3430, M6800

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11-19-2009, 10:39 AM	#812
Philbert Arboristsite MVP Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,900	looks like a woodbooga's dream! Philbert

11-20-2009, 04:11 PM	#816
omegajim Arboristsite MVP Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 898	literally right up the street from me - and it's basically garbage. But, knowing where it is, somebody might throw $20 their way.

11-22-2009, 06:24 PM	#820
Davej_07 Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 75	We have a tree trunk... see photo (no branches or shrubry)... Approx 11ft tall. We are not sure what kind of tree it was. Easy access....back right up to it. Nice clean Firewood at least several cords worth. You cut it down and haul it away. What do you have to offer....send an email with your offer. $200 Cash or $250 Trade Value We need ... a 13 x 15 piece of nuteral colored carpeting, or a 10 x 15 piece of low pile brown carpeting or 180 ft of baseboard trim, or a riding lawn mower (must be in good running condition), or snow blower (must be in good running condition), or ?????? If interested email us. Location: Sullivan it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1478133679 ----------------------------------------------------------------Again.......I never knew there was SO much wood in a trunk like that....... Dave Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. terms

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