Stupid redneck joke.

Darin · 09-10-2001, 11:25 PM

There were three men, a New Yorker, a Californian and a Redneck on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) be shot
2) be hung or
3) be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the New Yorker said: "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Californian said: "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Redneck said: "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the
shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said: "Give me another one of those shots." So the guards
did. Now he was laughing so hard that tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said: "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied: "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom

09-10-2001, 11:25 PM	#1
Darin The Big Kahuna Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Littleton, Colorado Posts: 3,389	Stupid redneck joke. There were three men, a New Yorker, a Californian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1) be shot 2) be hung or 3) be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the New Yorker said: "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Californian said: "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead. Then the Redneck said: "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said: "Give me another one of those shots." So the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard that tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said: "What the hell is wrong with you?" The Redneck replied: "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom __________________ Darin Johnson www.arboristsite.com Our business is growing Other things to check out. Google Map. Arboristsite Facebook Fan Club Tweet Arboristsite

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