Stupid redneck joke.

[Darin]

There were three men, a New Yorker, a Californian and a Redneck on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) be shot
2) be hung or
3) be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the New Yorker said: "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Californian said: "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Redneck said: "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the
shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said: "Give me another one of those shots." So the guards
did. Now he was laughing so hard that tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said: "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied: "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom

[Dave]

You might be a redneck if your biggest dilemma when packing for a trip is --- paper or plastic

[John Paul Sanborn]

There were two ranchers sitting in a bar bragging how big there spreads were.

"My ranch it 200,000 acres with black angus in the foot hills!" said one.

"Well mine is 300,000 arabians all over the place on the rio bravo!" said the other.

They turn to a small Jewish man sitting aways down and ask "how big is yours!"

"oh maybe 10-15 acres" he quietly reponds.

"10 acres!" the gaufaw. "and where is that!"


"Downtown Dallas."