Lakeside53
Stihl Wrenching
electric massacre machine/ chainsaw - $25 (Everett)
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Date: 2009-01-25, 2:11PM PST
this is just the tool you need to go on a rampage...just add your own 1000 ft extension cord, and you can kill all the zombies on your block. The chain is very dull for other purposes, but it cuts through human flesh just fine-I should know, I tried it out on myself first! Hurry, you can never be too prepared, you never know when you might have some creepy sci-fi virus unleashed on the unsuspecting public. This unit has the added benefit of being 100% green, which should make it even more attractive in a tree-hugging starbucks sipping area like Seattle! No, and I mean, absolutely no greenhouse gases will be produced (except for maybe the methane released from the decomposing zombie bodies littering the streets outside your apartment). Don't waste any more time!
Call Eric 425-750-2734
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/tls/1007380312.html
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Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2009-01-25, 2:11PM PST
this is just the tool you need to go on a rampage...just add your own 1000 ft extension cord, and you can kill all the zombies on your block. The chain is very dull for other purposes, but it cuts through human flesh just fine-I should know, I tried it out on myself first! Hurry, you can never be too prepared, you never know when you might have some creepy sci-fi virus unleashed on the unsuspecting public. This unit has the added benefit of being 100% green, which should make it even more attractive in a tree-hugging starbucks sipping area like Seattle! No, and I mean, absolutely no greenhouse gases will be produced (except for maybe the methane released from the decomposing zombie bodies littering the streets outside your apartment). Don't waste any more time!
Call Eric 425-750-2734
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/tls/1007380312.html