How Much Wood Can a Wood Chuck Chuck?

[tbow388]

I always see threads about how much wood a truck can hold and the size of a proper cord. My dying question is "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck"!!!!!!!

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[Iron man]

Does this wood chuck work for the state?Is he a union member?Small privat company?Lot of factors come into play.LOL

 

[tbow388]

Just pick one. I just don't know if a woodchuck can even chuck wood. I am wondering if it is all a myth!!!

 

[tomsteve]

as much as he wants, if he could chuck wood. i could put in a guesstimate of cords, but that would make this a 37 page thread!:taped:

 

[tbow388]

Or do they just sit around drinking and talk about chucking wood?

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[ancy]

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[JRepairsK70e]

i dont know ,maybe you should ask woodchuckr Ive met him he is pretty fit jk

 

[TreePointer]

Dead chucks don't chuck.

 

[EXCALIBER]

ancy, you were faster than I and beat me to it. I love that Dam commercial!!! Gets me every time. :msp_biggrin:

 

[Kevin in Ohio]

Dead chucks don't chuck.

Those are my favorite kind! I put all the woodchucks I see on a lead only diet.

 

[stihl in ky]

What type of wood is he chucking? A lot less if it hardwood versus softwoods. I'll ask my friend saskwatch, maybe he will know.

 

[1harlowr]

A face cord and hour unless he's anal, then it's a 1/3 cord opcorn:

 

[wdchuck]

Two cords in four and a half hours today.

 

[Guido Salvage]

That looks like a bunch of 2 buck chuck that the non chucking wood chuckers have gotten in to.

 

[turnkey4099]

Does this wood chuck work for the state?Is he a union member?Small privat company?Lot of factors come into play.LOL

Is he a raw 19yoa or seasoned 40?

Harry K

 

[turnkey4099]

Dead chucks don't chuck.

You don't have the 3S bit down yet. It is Shoot, shovel. You forgotthe last "S" shutup. You had to go and brag

Harry K

 

[NCPABill]

About as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

 

[JRepairsK70e]

wake that little punxatawney rodent up and force it outta him !!!! hes never right about the remaining winter maybe he can redeem heself lol

 

[TreePointer]

You don't have the 3S bit down yet. It is Shoot, shovel. You forgotthe last "S" shutup. You had to go and brag

Harry K

Heehee!

Actually, there's no closed season and no limit on woodchucks in PA. You just can't shoot them on Sundays and during regular firearms whitetail season (they are all hibernating by then anyway). And we never think of shooting Punxsutawney Phil--once a year he's the only acceptable excuse to get up at 6 a.m. and start drinking.

 

[turnkey4099]

!!

Heehee!

Actually, there's no closed season and no limit on woodchucks in PA. You just can't shoot them on Sundays and during regular firearms whitetail season (they are all hibernating by then anyway). And we never think of shooting Punxsutawney Phil--once a year he's the only acceptable excuse to get up at 6 a.m. and start drinking.

Heretic!!! One does _not_ need an excuse to start drinking. Pay your bar tab and depart!

Harry K