Do you know why chainsaws are so loud

[farmguywithasaw]

A tree hugger lady told my dad that trees are alive and feel pain. He said “do you know why chainsaws are so loud.” She said “no why?” He said “ so you can’t hear the tree screaming”

 

[Matt93eg]

 

[Sepia]

I bet that tree hugger lady has no problem boiling a potato to death or slicing it in half lol.

 

[Natster]

Or killing an onion, or murdering a peach! Vegetarians are murderers of the very weakest of living things... Plants!

 

[gary courtney]

A tree hugger lady told my dad that trees are alive and feel pain. He said “do you know why chainsaws are so loud.” She said “no why?” He said “ so you can’t hear the tree screaming”

and then she goes back to her home made with wood products and reads the paper and puts stamps on her envelope

 

[Justin Taylor]

Goes home and eats a steak

 

[67L36Driver]

Sudden expansion of a high temperature and pressure gas?

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Captain Obvious.

 

[farmguywithasaw]

Sudden expansion of a high temperature and pressure gas?

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Captain Obvious.

I get that after eating moms chilli. Lots of beans

 

[Pioneer]

My potatoes "squeal like a pig, weeeee" in the microwave.

 

[hotshot]

and then she goes back to her home made with wood products and reads the paper and puts stamps on her envelope

And wipes her fat azz...

 

[Bob Hedgecutter]

 

[67L36Driver]

I get that after eating moms chilli. Lots of beans

You’re darn tootin’.

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[Wood Doctor]

Speakng of loud chain saws, an older fellow brought back a Stihl 009 L for me to work on. For a small saw (41 cc) and supposedly a muffler on board, it makes a whale of a racket. Perhaps only my old blue Homelite XL can equal or exceed that noise. It's an ear buster, ideal for an already half-deaf owner who wants to feel the saw cut wood.

 

[buttercup]

A tree hugger lady told my dad that trees are alive and feel pain. He said “do you know why chainsaws are so loud.” She said “no why?” He said “ so you can’t hear the tree screaming”

Well, the highest educated American scientist's apparently thought that the Polynesian people where adequate guinea pigs for the nuclear bomb testing just a few decades ago... bombed them with radioactive debris and then invited them for a friendly dinner.

Followed by some tests about how the cancer was developing while laughing and cheering - and that's your absolute most intelligent kind... VIVA AMERICA

 

[dswensen]

Why does no one complain about cutting corn, or wheat? Aren't they crops just like timber? Wonder if corn screams …..

 

[Bob Hedgecutter]

Why does no one complain about cutting corn, or wheat? Aren't they crops just like timber? Wonder if corn screams …..

Vegans are hunters- they just hunt the weakest of all prey.

 

[Big Red Oaks 4 me]

I thought that saws were so loud to make me as deaf as I am now. Guns, too, for that matter.

 

[buttercup]

Vegans are hunters- they just hunt the weakest of all prey.

I like meat, but I don't wound a bear with an medieval crossbow arrow in front of my son to get an orgasm.

 

[Huskybill]

We meet the nicest people while running a chainsaw.

I was cutting on a state forest road clearing it after a hurricane. This are is known for retired movie stars. One of them came out to meet me. She wanted to meet the guy who was cutting this massive tree that came down. We meet the nicest people while running a chainsaw. Like we have groupies out there. Lol

 

[Bob Hedgecutter]

I like meat, but I don't wound a bear with an medieval crossbow arrow in front of my son to get an orgasm.

Good on you- would not like to think you would hunt anything to wound it.
But mentioning your son and orgasm in the same sentence? That is just WRONG!