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A Wealthy Man Dies

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, May 25, 2018.

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    A Wealthy Man Dies

    A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”

    After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
     
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    That reminds me of the teacher that asks the students, "Does anyone know the difference between Knowledge and Wisdom, and can they give an example?" After a bit one kid says "Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is really a fruit and not a vegetable. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
     

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