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  1. Gugi47

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    Cheap Beer

    A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly,” says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars.” “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The barman says, “Upstairs, with my wife”.” The man says, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The barman says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business.”
     
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    A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his Toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast. John O’Reilly hoisted his cheap beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

    She said, “Aye, what was your toast?”

    John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”

    “Oh that is very nice indeed, John,” Mary said.

    The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled learingly and said, “John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary.”

    She said, “Aye and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he’s only been there twice! Once he fell asleep after guzzling cheap beer the night before, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
     
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