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[branchbuzzer]

if gas was free and i was gonna live forever, i'd go pick up everyone's slash, rotting piles of wood and branches and spread them out in the forest around my house. it'd be the best mulched tree garden you'd ever seen. They'd call me the king of nitrogen, potassium and phosphorus. Unfortunately gas is not free so they're gonna have to chip or burn that crap themselves.

Whaddya mean gas? You don't need no gas....

 

[ReggieT]

I think this one here was my personal favorite out of the bunch

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It's like they want to keep the rest of the brush, but not that one branch....

I saw that earlier myself...what an idiot!
Oh...what I really meant was he is a double idiot, the kind that majors in "Moronics!"
BOOM!!

 

[Cheesecutter]

Golly... What are the odds these 2 trees are still available? Willow and silver maple....hmmmmm.

Do you want willow tree wood?
I am looking for someone that wants willow tree wood. However, there is a catch! You have to cut it down and you must be insured. Believe me, this tree is huge! I am looking for someone to do this in spring / summer. Let me know if you are interested. Thanks!!!!

Firewood - Large Maple Tree (Salem)
Have a large Maple Tree over 3 ft in diameter
Great for thew mill or for firewood, approx 20 million btu per cord

http://asootysolution.com/Firewood_101.html
Energy content per air dried full cord, in 1000's of BTUs. Silver Maple 22,100 BTU

Doesn't have to be used for firewood all we want is the tree down and hauled off

Looking to have the person wanting this for all the wood to pay for the removal and haul it
Have estimates for $1800-2000, so please don't contact me with you can take it down for a fee. We are lookign for someone who could use the wood to pay for the removal and beneift having all the wood for their use whether it be to burn or mill.

Once tree is down expect removal within 2 weeks

 

[Jakers]

wow... thats all i can say to that is wow!!!

 

[Dirtboy]

Golly... What are the odds these 2 trees are still available? Willow and silver maple....hmmmmm.

Do you want willow tree wood?
I am looking for someone that wants willow tree wood. However, there is a catch! You have to cut it down and you must be insured. Believe me, this tree is huge! I am looking for someone to do this in spring / summer. Let me know if you are interested. Thanks!!!!

Firewood - Large Maple Tree (Salem)
Have a large Maple Tree over 3 ft in diameter
Great for thew mill or for firewood, approx 20 million btu per cord

http://asootysolution.com/Firewood_101.html
Energy content per air dried full cord, in 1000's of BTUs. Silver Maple 22,100 BTU

Doesn't have to be used for firewood all we want is the tree down and hauled off

Looking to have the person wanting this for all the wood to pay for the removal and haul it
Have estimates for $1800-2000, so please don't contact me with you can take it down for a fee. We are lookign for someone who could use the wood to pay for the removal and beneift having all the wood for their use whether it be to burn or mill.

Once tree is down expect removal within 2 weeks

Perhaps we could pick them up some coffee & doughnuts on the way over as a "thank you".

 

[Deleted member 83629]

purdy good deal when you can't get in the mud for wood. a cord of hickory for 150$
http://bgky.craigslist.org/grd/4315466910.html

 

[Deleted member 83629]

send me three trailer loads http://cookeville.craigslist.org/grd/4288440320.html

 

[flotek]

Golly... What are the odds these 2 trees are still available? Willow and silver maple....hmmmmm.

Do you want willow tree wood?
I am looking for someone that wants willow tree wood. However, there is a catch! You have to cut it down and you must be insured. Believe me, this tree is huge! I am looking for someone to do this in spring / summer. Let me know if you are interested. Thanks!!!!

Firewood - Large Maple Tree (Salem)
Have a large Maple Tree over 3 ft in diameter
Great for thew mill or for firewood, approx 20 million btu per cord

http://asootysolution.com/Firewood_101.html
Energy content per air dried full cord, in 1000's of BTUs. Silver Maple 22,100 BTU

Doesn't have to be used for firewood all we want is the tree down and hauled off

Looking to have the person wanting this for all the wood to pay for the removal and haul it
Have estimates for $1800-2000, so please don't contact me with you can take it down for a fee. We are lookign for someone who could use the wood to pay for the removal and beneift having all the wood for their use whether it be to burn or mill.

Once tree is down expect removal within 2 weeks

Amazing ignorance . Earth to space cadet .. Earth to space cadet no one is going risk their life and equipment for a worthless tree that is only suitable for landfill debris. .. Go smoke some more crack

 

[jimbojango]

purdy good deal when you can't get in the mud for wood. a cord of hickory for 150$
http://bgky.craigslist.org/grd/4315466910.html

That would sell for 200 in my country without question... but freight and the pain of dealing with wood would kill the profits

 

[mainewoods]

I did see one the other day in the personals. " Single male looking for female with chainsaw. Must have picture of chainsaw".

 

[gunny100]

As some of you know, I has a great score on C.L a couple of weeks ago (see Craiglist Locust).So, with high hopes, I answered another "Free Firewood" ad a few days ago by providing my name, address and # to the e-mail account.I got a call yesterday from the woman who told me that she had two trees down, and if I did "a little work" I could have the wood.I didn't hang up until she had mentioned 'new roof', 'replace rotted fascia and soffit' and, I think, 'paint'.After all, she said, she was "just a woman" and couldn't do these things! I just want to know whose ex-wife this was...

what a dum a--s
lazy girl

 

[coog]

Wow, Gunny. I posted this in 2008! I'm feeling young again!

 

[jimbojango]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/grd/4328754975.html
$125 for a dead tree you have to cut down... hmm.. AND its ceder! woohoooo!

If anyone around my area needs ceder tree's.. i have them for free if you're dumb enough to cut them out of my pasture! and i'll even let you put the brush on my brushpile!

 

[Deleted member 83629]

Jimbo ceder makes the best kindling when it is seasoned.

 

[jimbojango]

Jimbo ceder makes the best kindling when it is seasoned.

good for it, but i'll still let anyone that wants slash and burn it!

 

[Cheesecutter]

Idea is ok, but $74 seems pricey to me.
http://rockford.craigslist.org/sgd/4346737878.html

 

[ReggieT]

Idea is ok, but $74 seems pricey to me.
http://rockford.craigslist.org/sgd/4346737878.html

No doubt...a couple pieces of re-bar, welding tools & paint...

 

[Philbert]

Idea is ok, but $74 seems pricey to me.

Might be OK for a regular campsite. Alternative to a 'Swedish Candle'?
Philbert

 

[Deleted member 83629]

i never could get a swedish candle to last very long jeez the candles at walmart last 10x longer.

 

[BillNole]

Idea is ok, but $74 seems pricey to me.
http://rockford.craigslist.org/sgd/4346737878.html

One thing that's certain is that you'll never make much selling, if you don't try. Still, this is pretty bad... I bet he still sells 'em though! There's always someone willing to part with their money for such things...