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[67L36Driver]

Rep for “ghost of vomit past”.

Used a garden hose in our van once to flush out such.

Luckily the seat is easily removed from a Dodge Caravan. [emoji108]

 

[svk]

That’s a classic for sure!

 

[rarefish383]

Is that Unc. Doesn't he have 11 in his family? I know he posted it, but is it his add? Unc?

 

[Multifaceted]

That was entertaining to read, and funny, but not enough stupid.

 

[unclemoustache]

Is that Unc. Doesn't he have 11 in his family? I know he posted it, but is it his add? Unc?

Yes, I have 11 in the family.
No, that's not my ad, but it may be after a while!
But I usually drive my vehicles until there's very little left. I'll have to see what I can come up with by the time I sell it. I'm sure it'll be much worse!

 

[Ash_403]

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condition: salvage
make / manufacturer: Ash
model name / number: Dead
size / dimensions: Kinda tall

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I have free firewood available. I have painstaking removed all the leaves and most of the bark for you. You may cut it to any desired length. If you are a licensed tree cutter-down specialist, You may take the tree and leave a small sign advertising your service in my yard on Zionsville Road for up to six months( local ordinances apply). Regrettably, I am retired and on a limited income or I'd be able to pay for removal myself. Don't waste my time. PLEASE NO STUMP KICKERS. Cut it down and haul it away at your own risk. No! I will not send it through Western Union nor will I allow a third party (Libertarian, Socialist etc) to pick it up for you. I would prefer that all replies are transmitted through mental telepathy, but at my age I often forget to remove my tin foil hat which might be blocking our communications, so if I don't seem to be responding or the response comes back in Russian, you may want to try the email provided. Please help rid me of this menacing figure ( for goodness sakes, act fast, we have children in our neighborhood!).

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

 

[svk]

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
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condition: salvage
make / manufacturer: Ash
model name / number: Dead
size / dimensions: Kinda tall

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I have free firewood available. I have painstaking removed all the leaves and most of the bark for you. You may cut it to any desired length. If you are a licensed tree cutter-down specialist, You may take the tree and leave a small sign advertising your service in my yard on Zionsville Road for up to six months( local ordinances apply). Regrettably, I am retired and on a limited income or I'd be able to pay for removal myself. Don't waste my time. PLEASE NO STUMP KICKERS. Cut it down and haul it away at your own risk. No! I will not send it through Western Union nor will I allow a third party (Libertarian, Socialist etc) to pick it up for you. I would prefer that all replies are transmitted through mental telepathy, but at my age I often forget to remove my tin foil hat which might be blocking our communications, so if I don't seem to be responding or the response comes back in Russian, you may want to try the email provided. Please help rid me of this menacing figure ( for goodness sakes, act fast, we have children in our neighborhood!).

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

That’s awesome!

 

[Multifaceted]

That has to either be a joke post or satire... The whole third party bit gave me a chuckle.

 

[svk]

It sounds like it could have been written by a member with the mention of tin foil hat as well.

 

[homemade]

Make sure your licensed, insured, professional, and work for free. I love those adds

 

[Deleted member 149229]

From the looks of the fence in the pic he must have burned 2 of the so called 3 cords.
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/d/fire-wood/6659889457.html

 

[Beetlejuice]

From the looks of the fence in the pic he must have burned 2 of the so called 3 cords.
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/d/fire-wood/6659889457.html

Read the description.. 14" x 4" x 5".. Not square, not round, but just kinda rectangle like. Hmmm

 

[tla100]

Yes, I have 11 in the family.
No, that's not my ad, but it may be after a while!
But I usually drive my vehicles until there's very little left. I'll have to see what I can come up with by the time I sell it. I'm sure it'll be much worse!

Killer Dodge A100!!! Never seen the dually version...got one at home if you need one!!!!

 

[67L36Driver]

Killer Dodge A100!!! Never seen the dually version...got one at home if you need one!!!!

Airport shuttle van? [emoji848]

Iffin’ I was looking for a rust free builder, I’d be checking the salvage yards around Las Vegas. [emoji322]

 

[4seasons]

Read the description.. 14" x 4" x 5".. Not square, not round, but just kinda rectangle like. Hmmm

Sound like a guy that thinks a rick is a cord. Kinda looks like 3 face cords from the picture. Judging from the size of the rounds in the picture, I don't think that was more than a cord sized tree.

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[kevin j]

CL

 

[Deleted member 149229]

CL

Yep, definitely hydraulic, you hook your water line to that fitting on the bottom.

 

[kevin j]

works great. exhaust makes a terrible mess though.

I wouldn’t make fun of someone like this in person because evidently he speaks his second language a whole lot better than I speak his first language.

 

[Deleted member 149229]

The LGBT chainsaw.
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/grd/d/homolite-16-inch-electric/6677759792.html

 

[Philbert]

The LGBT chainsaw.
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/grd/d/homolite-16-inch-electric/6677759792.html

Maybe. But still a straight deal!

Philbert