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Dead Donkey

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, Jun 2, 2018.

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    Dead Donkey

    A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
    The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.”
    “Well then, just give me my money back.”
    “Cain’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
    “OK then, just unload the donkey.”
    “What ya gonna do with em.”
    “I’m gonna raffle him off.”
    “Ya can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
    “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”
    A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, “What happened with the dead donkey?”
    “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00.”
    “Didn’t no one complain?”
    “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back.”
     

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