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  1. Gugi47

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    Effects of Drinking

    A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
    “Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
    An eager student gave his answer.
    “Well the answer is obvious,” he said ” if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”
     
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    Avery astute observation.
     
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    Lmao haha I love it :)

    I quit drinking at my wedding last year in October. I still have a brand new 40 of crown and a 3/4 full 40 of Gibson gold from the party. I haven’t looked at them since! Before that I’d get drunk twice a weekend once on fri and usually on sat. I can honestly say I don’t miss the hangovers that’s for sure!!!

    Maybe I have worms now?
     
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    Maybe no worms but you are now married................... possibly a worse fate. Course I am biased.
     
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    Worst then that....you a wife now...
    You can take medicine for worms but not for wife.......LOL.
     
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    there is medicine for wife - danged expensive though
     
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    By medicine is that code for poison.?
     
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    divorce, your idea has a high probability of extremely negative results. Course accidents do happen .
     

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