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  1. Gugi47

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    Effects of Drinking

    A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
    “Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
    An eager student gave his answer.
    “Well the answer is obvious,” he said ” if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”
     
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    Avery astute observation.
     
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    Lmao haha I love it :)

    I quit drinking at my wedding last year in October. I still have a brand new 40 of crown and a 3/4 full 40 of Gibson gold from the party. I haven’t looked at them since! Before that I’d get drunk twice a weekend once on fri and usually on sat. I can honestly say I don’t miss the hangovers that’s for sure!!!

    Maybe I have worms now?
     
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    Maybe no worms but you are now married................... possibly a worse fate. Course I am biased.
     
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    Worst then that....you a wife now...
    You can take medicine for worms but not for wife.......LOL.
     
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    there is medicine for wife - danged expensive though
     
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    By medicine is that code for poison.?
     
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    divorce, your idea has a high probability of extremely negative results. Course accidents do happen .
     
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    It cost me over $100,000 to get rid of my first wife. Best money I ever spent.
     
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    When my brother mentioned a divorce to his wife she threatened him that she would take everything he had. He stayed till death do us part. He was never home always fishing all night long. Only $5 for a license to marry her ( inflation) and about $100 k to get rid of her. Too bad uncle ted Kennedy wasn’t around to give her a ride home. lmao

    I don’t understand divorce Connecticut style rent a wood chipper. I don’t think any woman could be that bad. That’s terrible.
     
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    Pigs more efficient than wood chipper - but dang LEO's are a lot more efficient also. Those dang enamel things in the mouth can do you in quick.
     
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    They say, a vacation in Everglades fix many divorces.....
     
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    There are a few woman that are worse than that!
     
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    Think about this - it seems in nature the female spieces ,by and large, seems to be the deadler one of the male / female system............
     
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    My female cat seems to kill more stuff than the male. But in dogs the males most of the time are more aggressive and do more damage.
     
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    You haven't met my 2 springers- females 432.JPG
     
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