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  1. Gugi47

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    Etiquette Class

    During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher said to her students:

    “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would you say to her?”

    Mike raised his hand and replied: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.”

    The teacher said: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.”

    Charlie replied: “I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.”

    The teacher says: “That’s much better, but to mention the word ”toilet” during a meal is unpleasant.”

    Then Johnny chimed in: “My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.”
     
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    Johnny is still on top of the game , Eh?
     

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