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Evils of Drinking

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    Evils of Drinking

    John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

    “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!”

    Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

    “How do you know this, Sister?”

    “My Mother Superior told me so.”

    “But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?”

    “Don’t be ridiculous–of course I have never taken alcohol myself”

    “Then let me buy you a drink – if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life”

    “How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!”

    “I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know.”

    The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

    “Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks”, then he lowers his voice and says to the barman “and could you put the vodka in a teacup?”

    “Oh no! It’s not that Nun again is it?”
     
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    Yesterday, scientists for the USDA suggested that men should take a closer look at their beer consumption. This comes after considering the results of a recent analysis that has revealed the possible presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

    Men were given free beer to drink for three weeks. It was observed that 100% of the men in the study gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to admit being wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
     

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