The Phone Call
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called “out of the blue” to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little bit of that “old magic.”
“Wow!” I was flabbergasted.
“I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now”, I said , “I’m a little older and greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.”
She just giggled and said she was sure I would “rise to the challenge”.
“Yeah ” I said. “just as long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone… everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I'm developing jowls like a Great Dane!”
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men where cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway she giggled and said, “I've put on a few pounds myself!”
So I told her to **** off.
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called “out of the blue” to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little bit of that “old magic.”
“Wow!” I was flabbergasted.
“I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now”, I said , “I’m a little older and greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.”
She just giggled and said she was sure I would “rise to the challenge”.
“Yeah ” I said. “just as long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone… everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I'm developing jowls like a Great Dane!”
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men where cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway she giggled and said, “I've put on a few pounds myself!”
So I told her to **** off.