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Final Confession

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    Final Confession

    My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.”

    “Shhh” I said, “there’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.”

    “No I must die in peace. I never really loved you and I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!”

    I took a deep breath, looked her in the eyes and whispered, “I know, that’s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes and die already!!”
     

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