Menchhofer
ArboristSite Guru
I guess this goes here. Could not find official joke category....and it relates to trees.
"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
>
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
>
> "I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding
marijuana
> inside his firewood!"
>
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>
> The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house. They search
the
> shed where the firewood was
> kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no
> marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left. A few minutes later,
> Virgil's phone rang.
>
>
> "Hey, Virgil. This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>
>
> "Yeah!"
>
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
>
> "Sure did."
>
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>
> Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
>
"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
>
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
>
> "I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding
marijuana
> inside his firewood!"
>
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>
> The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house. They search
the
> shed where the firewood was
> kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no
> marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left. A few minutes later,
> Virgil's phone rang.
>
>
> "Hey, Virgil. This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
>
>
> "Yeah!"
>
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
>
> "Sure did."
>
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>
> Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
>
