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Got me a wood thief

Discussion in 'Firewood, Heating and Wood Burning Equipment' started by Polish hammer, Mar 5, 2019.

  1. gunny100

    gunny100 ArboristSite Guru

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    tarnite will not explode with fire
     
  2. Bobby Kirbos

    Bobby Kirbos Scrounger of Cellulose Based BTUs

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    50/50 sugar (like you put in your coffee) and KNO3. Get the potassium nitrate in the lawn and garden department at Lowe's. They call it stump remover. Mix it together well. Apply a flame. Try some in a small pile on a flame resistant surface.

    It may not get any attention in a closed stove, but it will surely fet attention in a fireplace.
     
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    TRTermite ArboristSite Operative

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    Yer ornery
     
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    I think 4 flat tires in the middle of the night may be an equalizer.
     
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    farmer steve outstanding in my field, 5150

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    FIXED!!
     
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    Some of the stop it answers were really funny.

    First off the theif was not a Democrat. this happened in Wisconsin and they are all Good Old People unless they live in large citys like Milwakee, or Madson.

    Most of the replys were designed to make the theif a victum and the wood theft victum a felon.

    :D Al
     
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  7. Wood Doctor

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    Here is my solution to a wood thief. Lady, my late flat-coated retriever:
    Lady Guard Dog.jpg

    Kind to me and my family and friends. She recognized a trespassing thief immediately and sounded the alarm. I will never forget her.
     
  8. gunny100

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    tell him pay me or ill spank your ass with a paddle one time for every dollar you stold in wood
     

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