Help!!!

[treeclimber165]

Originally posted by Fish
You start drinking earlier than I do. I salute you, brother!

I got you all beat I think. I started drinking daily in '83 and went over 17 years nonstop. My last drunk lasted almost a year and a half.

 

[treeslayer]

I thought you could only "start" drinking once.
and then, why stop? reality sucks.
a good case of DTs and a sharp saw, who needs gas?

 

[user 2993]

no, I just set my clock ahead further.

 

[Fish]

We are starting a brotherhood of posters from the SE of
the U.S., so we must stick together brothers!
We can include brothers from farther North as long as they bring the beer!

 

[treeslayer]

Count me (hiccup) in!
1, 2, 3, 5, 11, 17, aw he11, I give up.

 

[Fish]

You count pretty good for a pretty Va. boy! What is your shoe
size? Just curious.

 

[treeslayer]

Which one? The one in my mouth, up my arse, or on one of my 2 left feet?

 

[Fish]

Now that is quick! I don't even have a witty resonse yet!

 

[treeslayer]

Yeah, budweiser works slowly, not kicking in yet.
I will try hard and avoid all Kentucky jokes, as you are probably a large man who plays banjo on the riverbank and enjoys porcine yodeling.

 

[Fish]

No this is Llama country over here.

We leave thepork industy's dark side to our brothers on the
other side of the Mountains.

I have a quick quiz for you though.

Which side won the civil war?

 

[treeslayer]

They did.

 

[Fish]

Well that probably is for the best, as you all couldn't handle winning, you would take it too seriously

 

[treeslayer]

I'm trying not to take anything too seriously, it only gets me into trouble.