Husqvarna Chain Saw winter kit?

[Huskybill]

When it's 40 below and you're up to your waist in snow and the snow is falling out if the sky like cats and dogs and sliding off the conifer bows in big fluffy blankets you will appreciate your winter kit and your duct tape.

Especially cause your pickup has been bumped around and its 3/4 of a mile ahead of you through gnarly terrain in thick bush. And you gotta cut the trail to your truck. And its cold. And it won't stop snowing...that's why you don't stop..gotta stay warm...cause staying dry has been out of the question for a few hours already, sweating, snow won't stop falling ..also, your beard and moustache are snotty icicles and you can't open your mouth without pulling whiskers out of your face and sometimes tasting snot.

and stuff...

When you pizz outside it freezes and you break it off it’s so cold right? Lol dam that’s cold.

 

[holeycow]

You can't piss or you'll be connected to the ground with a yellow icicle. Then you can't be sure what'll break off..the icicle or ..




lol. Not really.

 

[holeycow]

Occasionally, when it's really, really cold for a stretch you'll hear a sound in the forest like a rifleshot. Another tree has just exploded.

When you hear many of those in a day you know it's cold and has been for many days running.