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Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by floyd, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. floyd

    floyd ArboristSite Operative

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    A few from another site


    Two woman were sitting together...quietly.



    Woman going the on the road leaned out the window & hollered PIG to the man going the other way. Man stuck his head out the window & hollered #####. Then he drove around the corner, hit a pig in the road & was killed.
     
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    A magician was driving along. Then he turned into a driveway.
     
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    A guy picked up a lady hitchhiker. She said she had no money but she still wanted to pay for the ride. He noticed she was well constructed and he reached over with his right hand. She said, "Wait a minute, I'm a witch. I need to warn you of that fact. I am a witch."

    They talked a little while longer and sure enough, down the road he turned into a cheap motel."
     

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