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Long-term Affair

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    Long-term Affair

    A married man was having a long-term affair with his secretary.

    One day, they were overcome by passion and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they both fell asleep and didn’t rouse until well into the evening. As the man hastily threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and then he quickly slipped into his shoes and drove home.

    “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

    “Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having hot, passionate sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

    The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been out playing golf!”
     
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