Lost Wife

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  1. Gugi47

    Gugi47 ArboristSite Hit Man

    Sep 22, 2015
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    Lost Wife

    A man went grocery shopping with his wife. They split to save time, he was to get produce and she would get dairy. With his hands full of fruit and veggies, the man walked over to the dairy section to meet with his wife, but he couldn’t see her anywhere.

    After walking up and down a few aisles, he approached the very beautiful woman in aisle 9 and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

    “Sure, but how will that help?”

    “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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