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Names of Animals

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, Feb 10, 2018.

  1. Gugi47

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    Names of Animals
    The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name.

    She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!”

    “That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about this one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of the jungle.

    “That’s a lion!” answered a little boy.

    “Right!” said the teacher. Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered an answer. She tried to help. “What does your mother call your father?”

    Little Johnny jumped up and said, “I know! That’s a lazy old ass!”
     
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    That’s A good one!
     

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