Welcome to ArboristSite.com! Log in or Sign up to interact with the ArboristSite community.

ArboristSite.com Sponsors
 
 


  1. Please see this post Click Here Please ask questions if you have them!! I hope this is going to be great for us all.
    Dismiss Notice

New Cosmetics

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, Apr 14, 2018.

  1. Gugi47

    Gugi47 ArboristSite Hit Man

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2015
    Messages:
    6,545
    Likes Received:
    20,922
    Location:
    South-East Pennsylvania USA
    New Cosmetics

    A man’s wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

    She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the “miracle” products.

    Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say I am?”

    He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, “Well, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five.”

    “Oh, you’re so sweet!” gushed the wife.

    “Well, hang on,” he replied, “I’m not finished adding it up yet.”
     
    2lungs likes this.
  2. blades

    blades Addicted to ArboristSite

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2008
    Messages:
    3,131
    Likes Received:
    1,582
    Location:
    SE WI
    and then the paramedics were called.
     

Share This Page