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Discussion in 'Off the Topic Forum' started by jomoco, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. 1Alpha1

    1Alpha1 100% USDA certified abnormality-free.

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    Rumor on the street is, you underwent gender reassignment surgery. :popcorn2:

    Same thing ole Jerry (aka: JW) is considering..............:laugh:
     
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    J.W Younger ass kissing impaired

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    I see you're still pissed and stuff poser ranger.
    Rumor here is you joined the army so you could shower with guys.
     
  3. 1Alpha1

    1Alpha1 100% USDA certified abnormality-free.

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    One would think as old as you are and as many times that you've posted on this forum, that you could rise above the 7th grade level when it comes to attempted wit.

    Obviously you are not aware (but then again, maybe you are) that you make more references to the gay life-style than most anyone else on here. That fact has been brought to your attention by many others, just not me.

    I suppose there's nothing wrong with a life-style such as that. It's not one for me and it has never been a consideration. But, with all the references you make, it does make one wonder.

    Life is short Jerry, and you definitely ain't getting any younger. If you're going to make the switch, you best be doing it. Time is ticking away............:popcorn2:
     
  4. Short timer

    Short timer Wish you'd stop being so good to me captain

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    And then look two posts up from what you just wrote.

    What a ****ing idiot!
    :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

    You can’t make this **** up!
     
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    J.W Younger ass kissing impaired

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    Well you have to remember both you and take care dave decided at an early age to never sire children and stuff...
     
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    1Alpha1 100% USDA certified abnormality-free.

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    You can deflect to your heart's content, but it ain't gonna change who and what you are. You're an old dog and you cannot learn new tricks.

    BTW.....that squirmy feeling in your right front pocket is just Short member. He's just making himself comfortable. He's as cozy as a bug in a rug.
     
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    J.W Younger ass kissing impaired

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    Oh yeah, there's no limit to the stuff officer friendly can make up.
     
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    1Alpha1 100% USDA certified abnormality-free.

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    It's Monday. Your wife know you are screwing off again on the computer?

    How old are you?
     
  9. jomoco

    jomoco Tree Freak

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    Beggin for it
    Dyin for it
    An eager willin martyr

    Diggin for it
    Lyin for it
    Time's too corrosive

    Trickin for it
    Tryin for it
    Findin it explosive

    Blinded by it
    Inclined to try it
    An eternal symbiosis

    Enlightened by it
    Never frightened by it
    Divine designs in focus

    Jomoco
     
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    jomoco Tree Freak

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    Imprisoned in a poem
    Mixed into a melody
    When precision conjoins
    Resonates with ecstasy

    Solitarily confined souls
    Torn in twain prisoners
    Such sad involuntary roles
    Deprived of their provisioners

    The straight and narrow gates
    Ancient pair of eyes in needles
    Holy hollow staffs that propagate
    Prophesied elixirs curing all peoples

    Jomoco
     
  11. jomoco

    jomoco Tree Freak

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    Poetry with premises
    Morals with messages
    Reflecting ancient images
    Refracting old directives

    Ethics without ethos
    Windows without sunlight
    Progress barred by Kronos
    Maidens freed by moonlight

    Balanced on the edge
    Tilting towards our destiny
    A childhood virgin's pledge
    A promise kept perpetually

    So seldom ever seen
    Though often dreamed
    Alive reflecting between
    Divinity and humanity

    Scales falling from mortal eyes
    Like clouds vaporized by the sun
    No metaphor or parable disguised
    Mankind woven forever into one


    Jomoco
     
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    I climb and saw till I'm in a stupor
    Climb on down and head for home
    Grab the gf and stick it in her pooper
    Then cruise around on chrome.

    Awake and leave the bed with ejection
    Ephedrine and redbull widen my eye
    No time to sit and nurse an erection
    Trees hear my name and start to cry
     
  13. jomoco

    jomoco Tree Freak

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    A bit too square
    A tad too symmetric
    Not enough flair
    Such crude perspectives

    Time to drum out a rhythm
    Mix a few merry melodies
    Time to craft with precision
    Emulate the wisdom of trees

    Not be so bloody minded
    Life's more than bein angry
    Lest you too be blinded
    To nature's promised sanctity

    Jomoco
     
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    Good things come to those who wait,
    Said the man who was always late.
    He waited for something which never came,
    'stead of kicking ass and taking of the name.
    We all have a drive, some never set fire.
    Be hard on yourself and never retire.
     
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    jomoco Tree Freak

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    One short of seven
    Well shy of heaven

    Six's can't fix it
    Eights'll only nix it

    It must be prime
    To truly align

    An ancient holy leaven



    Jomoco
     
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    jomoco Tree Freak

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    He's got the Bard's disease
    Haunting him into his grave
    Words shed with ease
    Chapters duly enslaved

    Spreading infectious viruses
    Metastasizing deadly cancers
    Invading lofty cerebral palaces
    Flawed mortality begging answers

    The richest kings and queens
    Poorest most afflicted peasants
    Suffer the same susceptibility
    Denial of divine benevolence

    Jomoco
     
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    1Alpha1 100% USDA certified abnormality-free.

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    jeez_not_this_shit_again.jpg

    Aw geez.....not this crap again!
     
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    I gotta take a chit.
    Entertain me while I do it.
     
  19. unclemoustache

    unclemoustache My 'stache is bigger than yours.

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    You gotta admit - the man has a mastery of words! He just rolls this stuff out like nothing. Imagine what he could do if he really applied himself!

    But I prefer a longer meter, not this limerick-type stuff. Not to mention a balanced meter - the proper number of syllables to the line.

    Come on, jomoco! Exert yourself! There's an amazing poet inside you! (Although there are others here who would disagree....)
     
  20. jomoco

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    Awash in days gone past
    Besotted by better times
    Merrily emptied glasses
    Moonlit nights sublime

    Mesmerized by memories
    Hypnotized by moonlight
    Safe within shared sanctity
    Serenely sharing each sunrise

    Lulled into love's embrace
    Distracted briefly by its ecstasy
    My weary wrinkled lover's face
    Emphasizing heaven's complexity

    Jomoco
     
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