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1Alpha1

1Alpha1

100% USDA certified abnormality-free.
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Did you deplorable troglodytes miss me
So much so yu gotta tongue n kiss me
That my poetry still resonates with infamy
Even amphibians n reptiles can't resist me
Earning orange infidel worshipper's envy

Jomoco

Rumor on the street is, you underwent gender reassignment surgery. :popcorn2:

Same thing ole Jerry (aka: JW) is considering..............:laugh:
 
1Alpha1

1Alpha1

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I see you're still pissed and stuff poser ranger.
Rumor here is you joined the army so you could shower with guys.

One would think as old as you are and as many times that you've posted on this forum, that you could rise above the 7th grade level when it comes to attempted wit.

Obviously you are not aware (but then again, maybe you are) that you make more references to the gay life-style than most anyone else on here. That fact has been brought to your attention by many others, just not me.

I suppose there's nothing wrong with a life-style such as that. It's not one for me and it has never been a consideration. But, with all the references you make, it does make one wonder.

Life is short Jerry, and you definitely ain't getting any younger. If you're going to make the switch, you best be doing it. Time is ticking away............:popcorn2:
 
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Short timer

Short timer

Wish you'd stop being so good to me captain
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One would think as old as you are and as many times that you've posted on this forum, that you could rise above the 7th grade level when it comes to attempted wit.

Obviously you are not aware (but then again, maybe you are) that you make more references to the gay life-style than most anyone else on here. That fact has been brought to your attention by many others, just not me.

I suppose there's nothing wrong with a life-style such as that. It's not one for me and it has never been a consideration. But, with all the references you make, it does make one wonder.

Life is short Jerry, and you definitely ain't getting any younger. If you're going to make the switch, you best be doing it. Time is ticking away............:popcorn2:
And then look two posts up from what you just wrote.

What a ****ing idiot!
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

You can’t make this **** up!
 
J.W Younger

J.W Younger

ass kissing impaired
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One would think as old as you are and as many times that you've posted on this forum, that you could rise above the 7th grade level when it comes to attempted wit.

Obviously you are not aware (but then again, maybe you are) that you make more references to the gay life-style than most anyone else on here. That fact has been brought to your attention by many others, just not me.

I suppose there's nothing wrong with a life-style such as that. It's not one for me and it has never been a consideration. But, with all the references you make, it does make one wonder.

Life is short Jerry, and you definitely ain't getting any younger. If you're going to make the switch, you best be doing it. Time is ticking away............:popcorn2:
Well you have to remember both you and take care dave decided at an early age to never sire children and stuff...
 
1Alpha1

1Alpha1

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Well you have to remember both you and take care dave decided at an early age to never sire children and stuff...

You can deflect to your heart's content, but it ain't gonna change who and what you are. You're an old dog and you cannot learn new tricks.

BTW.....that squirmy feeling in your right front pocket is just Short member. He's just making himself comfortable. He's as cozy as a bug in a rug.
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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Beggin for it
Dyin for it
An eager willin martyr

Diggin for it
Lyin for it
Time's too corrosive

Trickin for it
Tryin for it
Findin it explosive

Blinded by it
Inclined to try it
An eternal symbiosis

Enlightened by it
Never frightened by it
Divine designs in focus

Jomoco
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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Imprisoned in a poem
Mixed into a melody
When precision conjoins
Resonates with ecstasy

Solitarily confined souls
Torn in twain prisoners
Such sad involuntary roles
Deprived of their provisioners

The straight and narrow gates
Ancient pair of eyes in needles
Holy hollow staffs that propagate
Prophesied elixirs curing all peoples

Jomoco
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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Poetry with premises
Morals with messages
Reflecting ancient images
Refracting old directives

Ethics without ethos
Windows without sunlight
Progress barred by Kronos
Maidens freed by moonlight

Balanced on the edge
Tilting towards our destiny
A childhood virgin's pledge
A promise kept perpetually

So seldom ever seen
Though often dreamed
Alive reflecting between
Divinity and humanity

Scales falling from mortal eyes
Like clouds vaporized by the sun
No metaphor or parable disguised
Mankind woven forever into one


Jomoco
 
Capitalist

Capitalist

Addicted to ArboristSite
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I climb and saw till I'm in a stupor
Climb on down and head for home
Grab the gf and stick it in her pooper
Then cruise around on chrome.

Awake and leave the bed with ejection
Ephedrine and redbull widen my eye
No time to sit and nurse an erection
Trees hear my name and start to cry
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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A bit too square
A tad too symmetric
Not enough flair
Such crude perspectives

Time to drum out a rhythm
Mix a few merry melodies
Time to craft with precision
Emulate the wisdom of trees

Not be so bloody minded
Life's more than bein angry
Lest you too be blinded
To nature's promised sanctity

Jomoco
 
Capitalist

Capitalist

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Good things come to those who wait,
Said the man who was always late.
He waited for something which never came,
'stead of kicking ass and taking of the name.
We all have a drive, some never set fire.
Be hard on yourself and never retire.
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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One short of seven
Well shy of heaven

Six's can't fix it
Eights'll only nix it

It must be prime
To truly align

An ancient holy leaven


Jomoco
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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He's got the Bard's disease
Haunting him into his grave
Words shed with ease
Chapters duly enslaved

Spreading infectious viruses
Metastasizing deadly cancers
Invading lofty cerebral palaces
Flawed mortality begging answers

The richest kings and queens
Poorest most afflicted peasants
Suffer the same susceptibility
Denial of divine benevolence

Jomoco
 
unclemoustache

unclemoustache

My 'stache is bigger than yours.
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You gotta admit - the man has a mastery of words! He just rolls this stuff out like nothing. Imagine what he could do if he really applied himself!

But I prefer a longer meter, not this limerick-type stuff. Not to mention a balanced meter - the proper number of syllables to the line.

Come on, jomoco! Exert yourself! There's an amazing poet inside you! (Although there are others here who would disagree....)
 
jomoco

jomoco

Tree Freak
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Awash in days gone past
Besotted by better times
Merrily emptied glasses
Moonlit nights sublime

Mesmerized by memories
Hypnotized by moonlight
Safe within shared sanctity
Serenely sharing each sunrise

Lulled into love's embrace
Distracted briefly by its ecstasy
My weary wrinkled lover's face
Emphasizing heaven's complexity

Jomoco
 
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