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Shopping for Earrings

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    Shopping for Earrings

    A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots beautiful diamond earrings and walks over to inspect them. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.

    Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

    Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, “What is the price of these lovely earrings?”

    He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at them, you’re going to crap yourself when I tell you the price!”
     

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