Teach me everything you know about chainsaws

[KiwiBro]

Can we weave into this screenplay a tortured tale of illicit extra-cultural lurve, say, a pretty but abrasive 660 lusting after a manly 390 but a jilted and slightly psychotic 084, whose love of said 660 goes unrequited, spikes the 390's gas with a lethal dose of ethanol? The jury finds the 084 guilty and the judge sentences it to a lifetime (no parole) on a saw polishers shelf, and the last scene can be the 660 dies giving birth to a solo 637, some sort of genetic throwback sired by the 390.

 

[Ikeholt]

When you are ready to audition some quality actors, I'd be interested in doing the piss reving scenes. Some say I'm a natural.

 

[HuskStihl]

You will need your wife to start the saws ,i thought everyone knew that .

Not no mo!

 

[kz1000]

WTF! Please don't tell me chainsaws also lead to ridiculous overacting!
If a chainsaw doesn't start, does that mean it's inner child is wounded?

Did they just legalize some kind-a-crap in your area????????

 

[2dogs]

I don't know nuthin bout chainsaws.

 

[HuskStihl]

I don't know nuthin bout chainsaws.

What about leaf blowers?!?

 

[hseII]

WTF! Please don't tell me chainsaws also lead to ridiculous overacting!
If a chainsaw doesn't start, does that mean it's inner child is wounded?

Your wife should have this reaction on file by now.

 

[hseII]

Tail Mi Moar.

 

[northmanlogging]

needs to be a couple of street gangs... the steel cutters, and the dawg butchers....

There might be dancing

The Fuzz could be the Macs or the po poulan

on a side note if you wan't yer saw to talk, engage the brake, then manipulate the throttle while pulling slightly back on brake lever, not fully disengaging but letting the brake free a bit, takes some practice

 

[hseII]

needs to be a couple of street gangs... the steel cutters, and the dawg butchers....

There might be dancing

The Fuzz could be the Macs or the po poulan

on a side note if you wan't yer saw to talk, engage the brake, then manipulate the throttle while pulling slightly back on brake lever, not fully disengaging but letting the brake free a bit, takes some practice

I'll Take Your Word For It.

 

[Trx250r180]

Is yamabond a good sealer for chainsaws ?

 

[lone wolf]

Hi guys! I'm in the process of writing a screenplay called "chainsaws". It's like the movie Cars
but with friendly animated chainsaws. Can anybody tell me anything about chainsaws? Specifically, what parts do they have? Are there different kinds? Please tell me they don't run on gasoline, that would ruin the story.
Thanks!

Alright 50.00 an hour.

 

[HuskStihl]

Is yamabond a good sealer for chainsaws ?

Yes, but it's best if you use a metric fukton of the stuff.

 

[hseII]

Is yamabond a good sealer for chainsaws ?

Yes, especially around the filter and gas cap.

 

[lone wolf]

Yes, especially around the filter and gas cap.

 

[CTYank]

There Will Be Blood. Or at least noise and a nasty smell.

 

[hseII]

There Will Be Blood. Or at least noise and a nasty smell.

Those weren't tootsie rolls.

 

[GilksTreeFelling]

the orange ones work the best.....

 

[Gypo Logger]

Yes, but it's best if you use a metric fukton of the stuff.

I never liked that Yamabond, it tastes like prison ass. Lol