Discussion in 'Chainsaw' started by bookerdog, Oct 21, 2010.
No wonder you want me to come in there.
Tell joat the dog and woodie are back get him in here.
Thank you for the welcome gentlemen...I guess me an Book felt like ol' Tom T. Hall was getting above his raisin.' An ol' Stihl varmint like him needs to be reminded where he came from in this world, and where he belongs as a result.
Ya see, it's like my pappy always tol' me...you can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of that sorry sh!theal of a stihl-sucking cousin-buggering hornswagglin' four-flusher.
Or something like that. Hell I'm drunk...
So, Tom, are you a Dapper Dan man?
You lying good for nothing waste of ya daddy's squirt. Why sit back punk and let me tell the fine outstanding folk alittle story I know about you.
A few years ago Woodie got married, yup I was at the wedding, un invited but screw him I showed up anyway. He married his childhood sweatheart, Wide Load Nancy. After the wedding he and his new bride headed off to the local Motel 6 for the low cost honeymoon, yeah he is a cheap sucker for sure. Around 10pm at his daddy's house the phone rang. His pappy answered and said hello. Woodie goes pop its me. Pop goes son why you calling me, your on your honeymoon son. Woodie goes thats why I'm calling ya pop, there's a huge problem. Pop says well whats the problem son. Woodie says pop Nancy is a still a virgin. Pop goes whatttttttttttttttt, son pack your sack and get the hell outta there, if that gal tant good enuff for her own 3 brothers she sure as hell tant good enuff for my son. Woodie divorced her the next day,
I use a hair jelly called Groom&Clean. Best dayummm hair jelly on the market. If ya put it on heavy your hair will remain in place in the worst of hurricanes and tornado's.
I was gonna send Woodie a tube of it but found out he only has three hairs on his head and two on his hiny, yup thats what he told me. He got no use for hair jelly, that man needs some hair first,LOLOLOLOL
Oh ####, oh ####, oh hell, I can barely stop laughing long enough to type! I just stumbled on this thread by accident, but that's even funnier than any Elvis joke (I ALWAYS laugh at Elvis jokes). Tommy, ya done nailed it!
Good Lord this thread is like a Twilight Zone episode. I swear I've been here before. Woodie and the Dog sparrin' with the King. Doesn't get any better than this.
Warms the heart to see some old friends; and I'm not jokin' there. When the Dog called me on the phone today it was just great to hear from him.
BTW, he reserved himself a nice new 560XP as soon as I get them. J.Walker already had dibs on #1, and Booker's getting #2.
to Booker, Thall and Woodie!!!
Sweet, bring back the vids! The old champ knows he aint never topped any of your vids.
I've learned by my great grand dad. Who also hated you.
He said when Thallllll starts ansewing his own post. Either keep the K-y close.....or ......\
Look at all post that post after me!
Now, see, what a lot of you don't know is the story of how I met ol' Tom T. Hall.
I was new to the countryside, and didn't know a soul. Months went by, and I started getting bored. Next thing I knew, ol' Hall come a'knocking on my door. I answered, and he introduced himself.
"Name's Hall ... Tom T. Hall. Friends call me Forrest. And I'd like to invite you to a party."
Now, not knowing a soul fer four hunert miles, and being bored, like I jest tol' y'all, I figured I'd at least be neighborly and ask about the party. "Well, what kinda party we talking about?"
"Usual kind of Leesburg git together, I suppose. Gonna be lotsa drinkin', plenty of fightin', prolly a good bit of fornicatin' too, I reckon."
"Well, that sure sounds like some interesting times...what would someone wear to this kind of party?"
Just then ol' Tom shuffles his feet, looks up at me and says, "Guess it don't really matter...just gonna be me and you."
I have lived in Detroit ever since.
Ya lying sack of horse hockey, that tant how it happened at all. I recall the day I laid my eyes upon your heathen hide, yup I remember it well. I was out hunting buzzard and possum for supper when I heard this squeaky voice down near the woods hollering help me, help me. Sounded like a man in pain and boy was ya. Me being the fine gent I are I came to your aid. There you was up againist the fence with ya pants around ya knees. That ole calf on the other side the fence wouldn't leg go of what you had stuck through the fence. If I hadn't shot that calf you'd still be there hollering help me, help me. You owe me buddy, I never called the law on ya though I should had, ya dayumm calf molester,grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Yeah I remember your grandad, he did hate me, I shot his calf, ask Woodie about it,:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:
Is that how you and 2k get stuck together.
Great to chat with you as well spike. One of these days we all need to get together.
It was great to chat with you as well spike. I sure missed this place.
I am still curious about where they release it on oct 28.....
The guy I asked at Husky Norway said late 2011 here, but I chose not to believe him......
hey troll where is that information about the release
I was told it is here, but I haven't really looked into that site yet!
Good to see you stihl have humor, THAT was funny, LOLOL. "Slim and trim" do not belong any where near the same sentence as "576".
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