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The Confession

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    The Confession

    A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.”
    The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.”
    “And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man.
    “No,” replies the priest, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”
     

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