Discussion in 'Off the Topic Forum' started by wigglesworth, Oct 11, 2011.
Just another commute
now thats funny as
He just got his license
what a top dog
Hope he has good health insurance
you will find she dose and is one of the best.
I found a way to save $ on a hedge trimmer
how did the duck tape go did it melt.
Used muffler tape. That worked well on my ride too
looks like he used to much wd40 where it gets hot
I knew I shouldn't have put the anchor so close to the engines
dam thats funny as
Last time I ask for help moving!
what nut jobs
time for a coffee
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”
“He’s an idiot,” Bob said. “Piss on him!”
“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him!” said Bob.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”
^^ WD won the prize & all we got was diddly squat
The census taker was greeted at the door by six-year-old Susie. She told him that her daddy was a doctor but he wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy.
“Goodness, that’s a very big word for such a little girl,” the census taker said. “Do you know what it means?”
“Yes,” Susie replied. “Nine thousand bucks and that doesn’t even include the anesthesiologist.”
In for the win
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