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The Marine

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    The Marine

    A Marine and his commanding officer were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

    The Marine shouted, “Hey, don’t put that stuff on me! My wife will think I’ve been in a whorehouse!”

    The commanding officer turned to his barber and said, “Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
     

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