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old CB

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Jul 4, 2011
(Need to say it aloud.)

A guy works for a polling company, going door to door collecting demographic data. At one house he’s talking to an Italian fellow and asks, “Is anyone in this house a technocrat?”

The guy yells upstairs, “Hey, Giuseppe, are you a technocrat?”

A voice replies, “No, I’m a-washin’ my hands."