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turnkey4099

turnkey4099

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of playing jokes on strangers.

When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Now boys, My horse is missing. I'm gonna have another drink and if my horse isn't back I don't want to do what I had to do down in Texas"

The cowboy, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has back. He mounted up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Sir, If you don't mind, would you tell me what you had to do inTexas?

"Walk home".
 
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