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    Three Questions

    A man called up his lawyer and asked: “How much would you charge to answer three questions?”

    The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: “Two thousand dollars plus tax.”

    “TWO THOUSAND!” cries the man. “That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?”

    “Yes, I suppose it is,” said the lawyer. After thinking a moment longer, he added: “So what’s your third question?”
     

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