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Three Strikes

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. Gugi47

    Gugi47 ArboristSite Hit Man

    Sep 22, 2015
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    South-East Pennsylvania USA
    Three Strikes

    A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.

    The farmer said, “That’s once.”

    A little farther down the road the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, “That’s twice.”

    A little while later the horse stumbled yet again. The farmer didn’t say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

    His brand-new wife yelled, telling him, “That was an awful thing to do.”

    The farmer responded, “That’s once.”
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