Time To Buy a New Riding Mower?

[TNTreeHugger]

Now TNT, if'n all these guys show and have a modern day duel, you gonna have to put on a real purty dress for the occasion. shoot I may show up to watch this spectacle, may be more fun than a tornado in a trailer park.

I don't know what she's sayin'... but she forgot to put her pants on.

 

[stihl sawing]

You could whoop 'em all with yer wit.

Probably take too much effort, would be busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest and I would be more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs.

 

[stihl sawing]

Ok I'm finished with the dumb sayings now.lol

 

[TNTreeHugger]

Ok I'm finished with the dumb sayings now.lol

I thoroughly enjoyed them.

 

[stihl sawing]

I thoroughly enjoyed them.

Well ok, i'll do some more when I think about them. bout done run out of em.

 

[Jackbnimble]

I thoroughly enjoyed them.

Now, just a minute TNT Sexy Toes. I'm starting to have a real problem here. I thought I was your main squeeze. Obviously your feminine wiles is kickin up. Just for that I'm gonna have to entice all the women folk around here to see exactly what they b missing. I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice.

Ok girls, here goes:

 

[TNTreeHugger]

Now, just a minute TNT Sexy Toes. I'm starting to have a real problem here. I thought I was your main squeeze. Obviously your feminine wiles is kickin up. Just for that I'm gonna have to entice all the women folk around here to see exactly what they b missing. I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice.

Ok girls, here goes: View attachment 603840

Paul Bunion - in the flesh!!
Too many years of wearing pointy-toe stilettos.

 

[Jackbnimble]

Paul Bunion - in the flesh!!
Too many years of wearing pointy-toe stilettos.
View attachment 603846

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[neely]

Now, just a minute TNT Sexy Toes. I'm starting to have a real problem here. I thought I was your main squeeze. Obviously your feminine wiles is kickin up. Just for that I'm gonna have to entice all the women folk around here to see exactly what they b missing. I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice.

Ok girls, here goes: View attachment 603840

Cromagnum feet ,