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Voice From Above

Discussion in 'Joke and Funny Picture Forum' started by Gugi47, Sep 29, 2018.

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    Voice From Above

    A man was walking down the street. All of a sudden he heard a loud voice say “Stop! Stand Still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

    He went on, and after a while he was crossing the road. Once again, the voice shouted “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

    “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”

    “I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

    “Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where he heck were you when I got married?”
     

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