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    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

    The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

    “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

    “I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”

    “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

    “Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out!!!”
     

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